Fair warning: the some topics in this post contain slightly graphic material. But hey, such is life with two small children.
1. Why do babies always beeline for the one place in the room that you really do NOT want them to go to but haven't blocked off because you were pretty sure they wouldn't even notice that area?
2. How does SO MUCH snot come out of one little nose? I swear, Naiyah's new nickname should be the Snotmonster!
3. Same question for poo and toddlers. They are so small...where does it all come from?
4. Why do toddlers pick the most annoying things possible and then settle down to repeat them. Over and over and over. Even with minimal reaction from their target. It's like the energizer bunny from hell.
5. When a small child bonks their head or otherwise sustains a minor injury, why does it hurt exponentially more if and ONLY IF an adult is present and watching?
Ok, so i do know the official answers to four and five according to childhood development specialists, but I still think there is a level of intensity there as yet unaccounted for. But maybe that's just me.
5 years ago
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